one-question sex poll!

[miss_pryss]

My very first poll EVER!

[Poll #650283]

Comments

[helenish.livejournal.com]

I can't BELIEVE no one is discussing the results here.

Let me say as a tangent that I have now read eleventy-billion stories in which one guy has an orgasm from sucking another guy off. And, let me tell you, I am NOT a stickler about realism in sex scenes in stories. I'm not a stickler about realism in any way, because what I want out of a slash story has almost nothing to do with realism. That said, Enough! I don't BUY it, especially if the guys are over 21. Also, I totally know where it comes from which is that you write the big blowjob scene and then you're TIRED of that sex scene and ready to move on, and oops! so the other guy comes from sucking the guy off. And then the guy is surprised and all "Wow, I actually turn someone on THAT MUCH? It's lightened my load of awful self-esteem for twenty seconds! hurrah!"

note: I have no problem with guys having low self-esteem about themselves in stories - I, in fact, totally enjoy it in every way. But enough coming from giving blowjobs. NO.

[coffeeandink.livejournal.com]

Also, even if you're very good at multitasking in general, I have to say I would not count on it being the best or most intense orgasm of your life, what with the having to worry about your teeth.

[octette]

You forgot to include an option that says... "Yes, but it depends on the strength of the orgasm and how interested you are in the person giving it to you."

[ukashin.livejournal.com]

i completely agree.

[miss-pryss.livejournal.com]

I'll buy a guy coming while sucking cock, but only if the cock-sucking character is obviously incredibly keyed up, and something really hot happens to set him off (like some well-timed dirty-talk and/or revelation on the part of the suckee).

But yes, this is something that I used to think was hot, but the more I read it (with some very well done exceptions, of course), the less I buy it.

Also, who can *concentrate* under those circumstances? Sucking cock isn't so mindlessly easy that. OK, well, I've made my point, anyway.

[miss-pryss.livejournal.com]

I know, right? And who wants a character in a sexy story to have a mediocre orgasm?!

[miss-pryss.livejournal.com]

I stand corrected. :)

[miss-pryss.livejournal.com]

As I recall, this is a conversation you and I had way back when, before you broke up with the piano man. I'd be interested in hearing if your attitude about 69s has changed since then... (mine hasn't.)

[helenish.livejournal.com]

heh. sez you.

okay, kidding.

But we're not fictional man-whores.

[miss-pryss.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. (Though certain things would be easier if we were, apparently.) And I don't know why this little issue sticks in my craw when so many other equally improbable popular sex-tropes don't.

The next electrical appliance I get -- computer, cell phone, mp3 player, whatever -- is getting named "Fictional Man-Whore". Swear to dog.