i did tell you about the time i was at that horrible tea lounge on park slope trying to do french homework and this adorable blonde pig tailed moppet came up to me and asked, "are you a mommy?" and i said "no" and she said, "are you a babysitter?" and i said, "no" and she looked perpeplexed because she couldn't think of anything else a woman sitting in that horrible tea lounge could possibly be. after a bit of hard thinking, she asked, "are you a friend?" and i said, "yes, that sounds fine to me." and then she ran away to where the rest of the nannies and mommies were.