I know, right? I mean, just 'cause Harry is clearly not capable of making sane emotional choices doesn't mean I won't read smut starring him and Snape. But it does mean I'll balk if the author pulls some sort of excuse about why it's totally ok to have them in bed together. Come on, people, it's weird, it's uncomfortable, it's unhealthy... so let's explore that instead of wishing it all away.