I'm not usually at all O/C

[miss_pryss]

Aieeeeeeeee!

Mom is coming! Her flight arrives at 10:25 this evening, and I...

...I took the day off work to clean. Yes, the apartment is that bad.

So, sorry to be spamming you good people with this, but I need to make some lists now.

1) Get ready.
a) Put clothes on.
b) Eat a bowl of cereal, drink a cup of tea.
c) Find some cleaning music

2) Get everything I need together
a) Spray-bleach for bathroom
b) Soft scrub
c) Toilet bowl cleaner
d) Vacuum for bathroom
e) mop and moppy-soap and bucket for bathroom
f) rubber gloves

3) Run out and buy stuff
a) Any items from 2) that I don't already have
b) Shower curtain liners
c) Flowers
d) Tampons
e) Groceries
1) Orange juice
2) Oatmeal
3) Dill
4) Parsley
5) Nuts
6) Lemons
7) Pears
8) Bananas
9) Rice Milk
10) Egg substitute
11) Lentils
12) Chick peas
13) Onions?
14) Garlic?
f) flowers


4) Drop prescription off at drug store

5) Bathroom
a) clear the room out.
b) vacuum the room
c) remove shower curtain; throw away
d) wipe down:
1) sink
2) walls
3) mirror
4) shelf and contents
5) toilet
6) bathtub
e) mop bathroom floor, twice
f) spray down bathtub with mildew-murdering bleach
g) shut the door and take 20 minute break

6) Laundry
a) my and Boy's clothes
b) linens and towels
c) guest sheets and blanket and linens and towels

7) Kitchen
a) wipe down all surfaces
1) counters
2) appliances
3) stove
4) sink
b) clean out fridge
c) put fresh ice in ice tray
d) mop

8) Bedroom
a) put away laundry
b) put away winter clothes
c) vacuum, hopefully

9) Things the Boy must Do
a) clear off dinner table
b) clear a path to and from the futon
c) hold my hand, be cute

OK! First, step 1: put on clothes.

See you guys on the other side.