Lady Mondegreen

Here's a really significant misunderstanding of lyrics I just caught:

In "Extraordinary Machine," by Fiona Apple, the bridge has these lyrics:

I seem to you to seek a new disaster every day
You deem me due to clean my view and be at piece and lay

I mean to prove I mean to move in my own way, and say,
I've been getting along for long before you came into the play

Except I really thought the third line read this way:

I'm into poop, I'm into moving my own way, and say,

And when my mom told me this song made her think of me, I was just a little bit weirded out.