QUESTIONS THREE

1) Does anyone know anything about what I can do with all these damn giftbags of lotion and bathtime samples I somehow keep getting as gifts? Women's shelters maybe? It's not really practical stuff, though -- mostly lotion and other such unguents, not, like, soap or deodorant. Thoughts?

2) Does anyone in the NYC area want to go with me to this museum of psychadelic art in Chelsea, today, around 3pm? It's the last day they're open! Late notice, I know...

3) There was a number three, I know it. I just can't remember...