Madonna, diet coke

[miss_pryss]

1) The NY Post has an awesome headline this morning: "Madonna Hurt by Brute Horse". I don't know why it makes me laugh, but it surely does.

2) Diet coke makes delicious breakfast!

3) (bonus) I sat next to a very well-dressed man on the subway today who knitted feverishly at a complicated cable-patterned project in neon green yarn. He had with him two enormous garbage bags full of yarn.

Comments

[helenish.livejournal.com]

hey, I had diet coke for breakfast, too, but as a bonus, mine was all flat and left-over from yesterday in this liter bottle I took from a catered meeting we had.

deeelightful. Seriously, I know I'm probably pureeing my innards, but I can't stop.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Number one was funny in part because of all the Catherine the Great jokes you're trying to stop yourself from making. That, and everyone loves a pun.

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

Heh, I saw that article just now at the store. She fell off. At a trot. That's hardly the horse's fault...*G*

I mean, I feel bad for her, but geez.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

#3: That's kinda hot.